There's No Such Thing As...

A few days ago, DD hopped in the car after school.  She didn't wait one second to let me know what she learned that day.
"Mom!  Do you know there's no such thing as sheeps? 
There's no such thing as mices?...
There's no such thing as gooses?...
There's no such thing as deers?"

I could see Lane looking at her like she was nuts.

She and I kept listing things off that 'there were no such thing as,'  and Lane Ryan piped up...
"There's no such thing as ghosts, there's no such thing as monsters, there's no such thing as vampires...well except in Mexico they have vampire bats."